I've come to believe there is a Complete Idiot's Guide to just about everything. I really enjoy the book.

I know Vegas is a big, tacky place, but it's a big, tacky place I've never been. I'm almost always up for visiting new places, and I don't get to do it very often so I'd hate to miss the opportunity if I didn't have to.

You were very nice to the caller. I'd have had some choice words for someone who woke me up at 2:00.