Bad Kate! Bad!

I should be mopping my bathroom floors right now. Or vacuuming. Or folding clothes. Or any number of other cleaning related activities. But no, here I am updating my LJ with the list of things I should be doing instead of getting off the computer and just doing them. I should say to myself, "Kate, no one cares about your laziness or the number of chores you have not yet done. Quit boring your flist and go get shit done!"

And I will.

Any moment now.

Really.

A poem off the top of my head:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I should quit with the whinin'
And the boo hoo hoo

Hee hee, that made me giggle. I get silly when I'm tired.

Random thoughts of a silly procrastinator:

"I'd like to give a shout out to the Fry Guy." - Ralphie May

"He loves you not! I could have told you I had an even number of petals." - Mitch Hedburg, may he rest in peace.

I found the funniest icon yesterday. It had Strong Bad standing with the guys from 'The Shield'. Funny.

I can't think about Strong Bad without saying, "TROGDOR!!!!" Have you kissed a Burninator today?

I keep a miniature Slinky next to my computer. It's metal, not one of those cheesy plastic ones, and it has multicolored stripes on the sides. It's uber-cool. When I worked for a company called Inacom, I sat in a cubicle and kept a regular size metal Slinky next to my computer. When the guy in the next cube annoyed me, I'd swing the Slinky over the top of the cube and smack him with it. Once I even made him fall out of his chair. Good times... Moral of the story: There isn't one, I'm just goofy. Slinkies and computers go well together, though. I'm going to go now before my Inacom Slinky story sets me giggling again.

~Love to my schnooky-wook-wooks!