Worst video ever? You decide.

I can't decide which of these videos is actually the worst ever made.  Apache Boy is horrible, to be sure, but can it match the absolute crapitude of two Scandanavian lovers in outer space, surrounded by a group of 20-somethings who dance like my brother with Downs Syndrome?  It's a tough call.  Anyway, I share these gigantic 70s turds with you all, my dear flist.

 



The sound for Apache Boy is not great, you may need to turn up your speakers.
 

*sigh*

Hello?  

*hears echo*

Where is everyone tonight?