My accent - or lack thereof

I got this from xnymphadorax.

What American accent do you have?
Created by Xavier on Memegen.net

Southern. Love it or hate it, your accent says you're probably from somewhere south of the Ohio River.

If you're not from the South, you probably were overanalyzing the questions. Take the quiz again but don't think so hard next time.

Neutral. Not Northern, Southern, or Western, just American. Your national American identity is more important to you than your local identity, because you don't really have a local identity to begin with.

Take this quiz now - it's easy!

We're going to start with "cot" and "caught." When you say those words do they sound the same or different?

Same Different Same, no wait I mean different, maybe, a little bit different...

This is pretty accurate. I don't have much of an accent at all, but if a little accent does come through it's likely to be of the southern variety.

I have to say, I'm so particular about the way certain things are pronounced that the question asking whether 'bag' rhymes with 'vague' actually made me cringe. Who says vague with a short 'a' sound? That's just unnatural.