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1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
Hmm, let's see if you can guess what these two are talking about. I'm actually posting a couple extra sentences because this passage cracks me up.
"How would I know, I've never been married."
"Is it always the same for you?"
"Well, in some ways, yes."
"In what ways?"
"Well, so far, it seems to be moist."
"Moist?"
"Yeah, but I can't say it's always that way, just in my experience. Maybe we should ask a harlot?"
"Better yet," Joshua said, looking around, "I'll ask Titus. He's older, and he looks as if he's sinned a lot."
This exerpt is from 'Lamb - The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal' by Christopher Moore. I love this book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
Hmm, let's see if you can guess what these two are talking about. I'm actually posting a couple extra sentences because this passage cracks me up.
"How would I know, I've never been married."
"Is it always the same for you?"
"Well, in some ways, yes."
"In what ways?"
"Well, so far, it seems to be moist."
"Moist?"
"Yeah, but I can't say it's always that way, just in my experience. Maybe we should ask a harlot?"
"Better yet," Joshua said, looking around, "I'll ask Titus. He's older, and he looks as if he's sinned a lot."
This exerpt is from 'Lamb - The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal' by Christopher Moore. I love this book.
