Sentence Meme stolen from Ayla!

[mugglechump]

Just choose the month you were born. The date you were born, and the color shirt you are wearing. NO CHEATING!!! You get what you get... Have fun with this one.

This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with in a comment below:

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath because I
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm just that fabulous.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None------ --because I can't control myself

Make sure to comment with your sentence below!!!

Comments

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

I murdered a spoon because I was drunk.

[shady121.livejournal.com]

And this, children, is why you don't drink and drive. You wouldn't want someone running over YOUR spoon, would you?

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

Now I'm stuck at Folsom Prison, and time keeps draggin' on... [/Cash]

[heyurs.livejournal.com]

I ran over a ninja because I was high! *laughs*

[mugglechump.livejournal.com]

I knew it! Urs does drugs! *gives you the 'for shame' finger motion*

Or were you just high on life and the ninja was bringing you down? If that's the case, then I totally understand running the bastard down!

*hugs*

[castoffstarter.livejournal.com]

I sang to a banana because I hate myself. *snerfle*

[heyurs.livejournal.com]

HAHA! *nodding* Definitely the latter! ;)*grins*

*hugs back*

[fly-to-dawn.livejournal.com]

I ran over a stuffed animal because I hate myself.

[stellarlyssa.livejournal.com]

I murdered a stuffed animal because I was high.

>.>
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[ccnancke.livejournal.com]

I yelled at my best friend's boyfriend because I'm just that fabulous.

[orpheus-samhain.livejournal.com]

I kicked a fork because the voices told me to. ;p

[mugglechump.livejournal.com]

I hope your banana serenade cheered you up! *g*

[mugglechump.livejournal.com]

Tsk. Tsk. Underage driving, Dawnie? And attacking helpless stuffies? What am I going to do with you?

[mugglechump.livejournal.com]

You and Dawnie with the crimes against stuffies! *g*

[mugglechump.livejournal.com]

You totally are that fabulous. He probably deserved it!

[mugglechump.livejournal.com]

Ooo, the voices of fork hatred speak to me, too!

[jane-valar.livejournal.com]

I kicked your mom because I'm cool like that.

Well, I'm not very nice.

[mooglexlover.livejournal.com]

I choked on a football player because I am a ninja.

>.

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

I choked on my best friends' boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

*blink* Oh my...

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

Greetings fellow May person. :D

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

In your defense, he was wearing all black and skulking around at night. Totally his own fault. :P

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Excellent use of Cash.

[mugglechump.livejournal.com]

You harlot! *giggles* Your best friend will not appreciate that, although I'm fairly certain her boyfriend would.

[mugglechump.livejournal.com]

What better reason is there?

[mugglechump.livejournal.com]

In all fairness, I've met my mother and sometimes I want to kick her, too.

[mugglechump.livejournal.com]

Ninjas are very dextrous, but apparently not so good with the gag reflex. *g*

[mooglexlover.livejournal.com]

*waves*

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

I couldn't have rigged that one any better than the honest truth!

Also - damn, I'm a 'ho.

[heyurs.livejournal.com]

*nods* Totally! X)