Spamming the old flist with more memage

[mugglechump]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mugglechump!

1. More people are killed by mugglechump each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
2. Mugglechump cannot jump.
3. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes mugglechump!
4. US gold coins used to say 'In mugglechump we trust'.
5. Until the 1960s, mugglechump was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
6. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing mugglechump!
7. India tested its first nuclear mugglechump in 1974.
8. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up mugglechump!
9. It's bad luck to whistle near mugglechump!
10. If you toss mugglechump 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

1. Aaahhh! I'm a serial killer!
2. True, very true.
3. I thought it symbolized Emmie?
4. Why did they change that?
5. It was actually the 70s.
6. No bestiality for me!
7. Ssshhh. That's a secret.
8. He was afraid I'd upstage him.
9. Yes, because you might get smacked.
10. Let's not test this theory. Although, it does explain why I'm so clumsy.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kate!

1. Native Americans never actually ate Kate; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
2. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Kate.
3. Kate has four noses.
4. In her entire life, Kate will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
5. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Kate.
6. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Kate.
7. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Kate!
8. Early thermometers were filled with Kate instead of mercury!
9. A lump of Kate the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
10. A Kateometer is used to measure Kate.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

1. Whatever, they feared me.
2. I'm an essential ingredient!
3. Oh, like you don't!
4. And I wouldn't eat it, if I were you.
5. Far more.
6. That's just rude.
7. So quit the staring!
8. And it was a tight squeeze.
9. I'll repeat, let's not test this theory.
10. All hail the Kateometer!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Draco!

1. Medieval knights put the skin of Draco on their sword handles to improve the grip.
2. Draco can live for up to a week without a head.
3. Over 46,000 pieces of Draco float on every square mile of ocean.
4. Research indicates that Draco will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
5. When provoked, Draco will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker!
6. Birds do not sleep in Draco, though they may rest in him from time to time!
7. Draco is the sacred animal of Thailand.
8. Grapes explode if you put them inside Draco!
9. India tested its first nuclear Draco in 1974.
10. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Draco.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

1. Ick.
2. Ginny would appreciate it if you didn't test this theory either.
3. Double ick.
4. He makes happy monkey noises, too.
5. What a neat trick!
6. O.o
7. Sure, inflate his ego some more!
8. Bummer.
9. Him too, huh?
10. Going for the ick trifecta.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ginny!

1. Early thermometers were filled with Ginny instead of mercury.
2. Ginny can not regurgitate.
3. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Ginny is the victim.
4. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Ginny are all berries!
5. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Ginny.
6. Ginny has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
7. It's bad luck to put Ginny on a bed!
8. Ginny will always turn right when leaving a cave.
9. The opposite sides of Ginny always add up to seven.
10. All swans in England belong to Ginny!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

1. She fit better than I did.
2. Though some of Harry's pick up lines made her really want to!
3. She was also the victim in CoS. Now she just kicks ass.
4. Are we sure she's not a banana?
5. Eyes to the skies.
6. Hufflepuffs repel her.
7. It's a good thing Draco's industrious!
8. Predictable, that one.
9. In honor of the number of Weasley children?
10. Even Draco runs out of gift ideas from time to time.

Comments

[shady121.livejournal.com]

*ded*

[mugglechump.livejournal.com]

*resusitates*

[crazy-lil-loud1.livejournal.com]

Yah, so, who gets that symbol? I don't mind sharing with you because well it will make my status go up to 'awesome' if I am sharing something with you :)

*giggles*
The Draco and Ginny ones have me cracking up, and I love your commentary to them!

[mugglechump.livejournal.com]

You're so sweet. We'll share the honor. Or you could be symbolized by hearts, since you prefer them. It's a better fit for you than spades.

*hugs*

[crazy-lil-loud1.livejournal.com]

I really don't know what a spade is..

[persephone33.livejournal.com]

You are a MOST amusing woman.

[mugglechump.livejournal.com]

*bows* Thank you, ma'am. I do try.

[grammypat.livejournal.com]

um, okay! a 'cereal' killer eh? oh, I like that!
I played with the meme but I think I may be a bit reluctant to share the results....most strange, even for me

[mugglechump.livejournal.com]

Yes, indeed. Grape-Nuts beware!

You should share. The stranger, the better.