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persephone33 and then taken farther. Because I'm bored and obsessive. *nods*
Google (Your name) needs: and post the first 10 (amusing) entries. (I was really selective. I also didn't stop at 'needs'. I also Googled my wants, likes, and things I hate.)
1) Kate needs a shave. No, I did that last night and I was pretty thorough about it.
2) Kate needs a cold shower. But she'd rather have sex.
3) Kate needs your help because she's going to Washington. Good grief, I live 2 minutes from Rt. 66. If I can't make it to DC without help, I am a sad, sad individual.
4) Kate needs her sleep. Unless she's reading something really good. Then she'll forgo the sleep.
5) Kate needs to take a little time off from work. But, alas, she has no more leave time accumulated.
6) Kate needs to have her daughter taken away from her because it's obvious that she's still a druggie and not a fit/proper mother. That's just harsh, dude. I really thought I was covering up the drug use pretty well.
7) Kate needs to be handed a copy of 'The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands'. That's it, kick me when I'm down.
8) Kate needs to be needed by someone who needs her for her neediness. Um, my brain hurts.
9) Kate needs to tuck into some good Aussie breakfasts while she's here. I'm going to Australia? Kick ass!
10) Kate needs a good smack down. o.O
1) Kate wants boobs like Cheryl Tweedy's. I don't know who Cheryl Tweedy is, but if her's are perky - I'm in!
2) Kate wants to be a singer. But first I would need a decent voice and vocal range.
3) Kate wants a quick divorce. No, I'm dragging my feet on that one.
4) Kate wants a fast one. A fast one of what? Why does everyone seem to think I'm in a hurry?
5) Kate wants a baby by Pete Dougherty. Erm, no. I love Pete. I think he's a brilliant songwriter. It's my policy not to have sex with heroin addicts, though. He might not have HIV, but you never know with the needle users, do you?
6) Kate wants to know just where heaven is. Yes, could you point that out on a map please?
7) Kate wants to be adored and worshiped like the royalty she feels she is. And? The problem with that is?
8) Kate wants to watch you die. Not so much, really.
9) Kate wants a big, strong man to look after her. *sighs dreamily* Yes, please.
10) Kate wants to pose nude for charity. *snort* If I'm humiliating myself that badly, the money comes to ME!
1) Kate likes to play with danger. Yep, Danger and I break out the Scrabble game, scarf on some Funyuns and Mountain Dew, and get wild!
2) Kate likes her some cobra snake. :/ That euphemism is really awful.
3) Kate likes hobbits. Duh. Hairy toes are smexy!
4) Kate likes root beer too much. Too much? Am I in danger of becoming a root beer-aholic?
5) Kate likes weather when it's good and celebrities when they're bad. SO true.
6) Kate likes cats and cupcakes and cantaloupe. Almost as much as she likes aliteration.
7) Kate likes things spicy. Only in the bedroom. I'm not much for spicy foods.
8) Kate likes the odd tipple or two. I have no idea what a tipple is, but I love this sentence.
9) Kate likes her edgy aura. My aura will fuck your aura up!
10) Kate likes to be all mysterious and like a silent movie star, thus making her iconic as we all project whatever we want onto her. I'm just like that. Except instead of being mysterious, I'm blunt. And instead of being silent, I'm loud. And keep your damn projections to yourself!
1) Kate hates being photographed. It's a fat thing. You skinny people wouldn't understand.
2) Kate hates Pete's balls. I have no problem with Pete's testicles, so long as they stay far away from me. Ew. You don't suppose he injects himself there, do you? That's gross.
3) Kate hates back-combing. *blinks* If ever I came across a fellow who's back required combing, I would not be in his company long enough to become that familiar with him.
4) Kate hates cat poop. No more than any other kind of poop, really.
5) Kate hates being called that and would much prefer the appellation Katherine. I don't mind being called Kate, actually. Please refrain from calling me 'that', though.
6) Kate hates fellow Americans. That's just silly. I only hate people who claim to be proud Americans, but who really which our lovely country would stop following the ideals which made it great.
7) Kate hates spinach. Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!
8) Kate hates Shane's hair as much as we do. Hey, what do you want? The boy's got some silly looking hair.
9) Kate hates to leave the kitchen when a customer wants to compliment her on one of her special dishes. Well, all the praise really does get tedious after awhile. And why must the customer do this on my special dishes? Is the everyday set not good enough?
10) Kate hates that condescending notion that animals are sweet and need protecting. Well, not quite right. I do think most animals are able to express their displeasure without our help. And I don't think that animals have 'rights'. Humans have a certain obligation to animals in their care, but Fido is not my equal. And frankly, Fido's okay with that.
persephone33 and then taken farther. Because I'm bored and obsessive. *nods*Google (Your name) needs: and post the first 10 (amusing) entries. (I was really selective. I also didn't stop at 'needs'. I also Googled my wants, likes, and things I hate.)
1) Kate needs a shave. No, I did that last night and I was pretty thorough about it.
2) Kate needs a cold shower. But she'd rather have sex.
3) Kate needs your help because she's going to Washington. Good grief, I live 2 minutes from Rt. 66. If I can't make it to DC without help, I am a sad, sad individual.
4) Kate needs her sleep. Unless she's reading something really good. Then she'll forgo the sleep.
5) Kate needs to take a little time off from work. But, alas, she has no more leave time accumulated.
6) Kate needs to have her daughter taken away from her because it's obvious that she's still a druggie and not a fit/proper mother. That's just harsh, dude. I really thought I was covering up the drug use pretty well.
7) Kate needs to be handed a copy of 'The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands'. That's it, kick me when I'm down.
8) Kate needs to be needed by someone who needs her for her neediness. Um, my brain hurts.
9) Kate needs to tuck into some good Aussie breakfasts while she's here. I'm going to Australia? Kick ass!
10) Kate needs a good smack down. o.O
1) Kate wants boobs like Cheryl Tweedy's. I don't know who Cheryl Tweedy is, but if her's are perky - I'm in!
2) Kate wants to be a singer. But first I would need a decent voice and vocal range.
3) Kate wants a quick divorce. No, I'm dragging my feet on that one.
4) Kate wants a fast one. A fast one of what? Why does everyone seem to think I'm in a hurry?
5) Kate wants a baby by Pete Dougherty. Erm, no. I love Pete. I think he's a brilliant songwriter. It's my policy not to have sex with heroin addicts, though. He might not have HIV, but you never know with the needle users, do you?
6) Kate wants to know just where heaven is. Yes, could you point that out on a map please?
7) Kate wants to be adored and worshiped like the royalty she feels she is. And? The problem with that is?
8) Kate wants to watch you die. Not so much, really.
9) Kate wants a big, strong man to look after her. *sighs dreamily* Yes, please.
10) Kate wants to pose nude for charity. *snort* If I'm humiliating myself that badly, the money comes to ME!
1) Kate likes to play with danger. Yep, Danger and I break out the Scrabble game, scarf on some Funyuns and Mountain Dew, and get wild!
2) Kate likes her some cobra snake. :/ That euphemism is really awful.
3) Kate likes hobbits. Duh. Hairy toes are smexy!
4) Kate likes root beer too much. Too much? Am I in danger of becoming a root beer-aholic?
5) Kate likes weather when it's good and celebrities when they're bad. SO true.
6) Kate likes cats and cupcakes and cantaloupe. Almost as much as she likes aliteration.
7) Kate likes things spicy. Only in the bedroom. I'm not much for spicy foods.
8) Kate likes the odd tipple or two. I have no idea what a tipple is, but I love this sentence.
9) Kate likes her edgy aura. My aura will fuck your aura up!
10) Kate likes to be all mysterious and like a silent movie star, thus making her iconic as we all project whatever we want onto her. I'm just like that. Except instead of being mysterious, I'm blunt. And instead of being silent, I'm loud. And keep your damn projections to yourself!
1) Kate hates being photographed. It's a fat thing. You skinny people wouldn't understand.
2) Kate hates Pete's balls. I have no problem with Pete's testicles, so long as they stay far away from me. Ew. You don't suppose he injects himself there, do you? That's gross.
3) Kate hates back-combing. *blinks* If ever I came across a fellow who's back required combing, I would not be in his company long enough to become that familiar with him.
4) Kate hates cat poop. No more than any other kind of poop, really.
5) Kate hates being called that and would much prefer the appellation Katherine. I don't mind being called Kate, actually. Please refrain from calling me 'that', though.
6) Kate hates fellow Americans. That's just silly. I only hate people who claim to be proud Americans, but who really which our lovely country would stop following the ideals which made it great.
7) Kate hates spinach. Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!
8) Kate hates Shane's hair as much as we do. Hey, what do you want? The boy's got some silly looking hair.
9) Kate hates to leave the kitchen when a customer wants to compliment her on one of her special dishes. Well, all the praise really does get tedious after awhile. And why must the customer do this on my special dishes? Is the everyday set not good enough?
10) Kate hates that condescending notion that animals are sweet and need protecting. Well, not quite right. I do think most animals are able to express their displeasure without our help. And I don't think that animals have 'rights'. Humans have a certain obligation to animals in their care, but Fido is not my equal. And frankly, Fido's okay with that.
