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This was the best time waster I've done in a long time. Laughed my butt off.
Go to urbandictionary.com and look up your answers to the questions, yada yada yada. (I wonder if there's an urbanedictionary.com.)
1) Your name: Katherine
a) an angel, a princess, your boo, someone special to you, and a perfect person (*snerk* Of course I'm perfect. Me and Nolan, right Carrie?)
you're such katherine
b) Extremely good song by Chicago based alternative rock band Kill Hannah. (Will have to look this song up.)
Daisy wishes her name was Katherine so she could pretend the Kill Hannah song was written about her.
c) a teacher who surfs naked (No comment. >.>)
my teacher is a katherine
2) Nickname: Kate
a) A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.
1. I wish i was Kate.
2. Kate is great.
b) Purely perfect :-
-Gorgeous.
-Hot.
-Lovely.
-Just generally amazing really.
-And has a great bod.
-A great girlfriend etcc.
Mmmm.
WOW ... Thats just pure 'Kate' :o :o :o :D :D :D :D
c) Kate is a synonym for cool.
That movie was hella kate.
(Have I mentioned that I freaking LOVE this game? What a great ego boost!)
3) Single/Married/Divorced: Separated
Separated was not defined and the other choices were offensive or wrong enough that I'm just skipping this one. >.>
4) One of your friends? James
a) A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.
Hey man lets go get a couple James's for lunch
b) Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
c) In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
"Man, check out that James!"
"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"
"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."
(Ego boost for James, too!)
5) What Should You Be Doing? Showering
To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.
After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says "showering"
(Okay, I just meant I need to wash up before work.)
6) Favourite Food/Place to Eat? Tough one... Steak, I suppose.
The greatest food known to man. Best when eaten dripping with blood. (Too true!)
"I will go eat steak now with honor."
7) Home Town? Great Falls
a) the most sickening display of hummers, bmw's, mercedes, escalades, etc. ever contained into one northern virginia town.
Nevertheless, its still better than Mclean.
-Dude, did you see that guys' car?
-Yeah he's from Great Falls.
b) A very wealthy/rich part of Northern Virginia, very close to Washington D.C. (Fairfax County). Many of the people that work with the government or at the White House live in Great Falls. Because Great Falls is a nice, private little town full of trees, many of the houses are gated & privatley surrounded by trees.
The kids in Great Falls go to Langley Highschool, a school known to be full of rich kids according to other kids who go to different highschools in that area.
person 1: Look at all those nice looking cars passing us by, going through that road!
person 2: yeah theyre all going to there mansions, in Great Falls.
c) great falls is the 22066 zip code, the most expensive to live in in virginia and one of the most expensive in the united states. people here shop at tysons II, etc. (gucci, prada, louis vuitton, lacoste, hermes) regularly. not the most friendly people but if you're curt enough you'll fit right in.
lots of weed smoking and drinking but it is well afforded. what else is there to do in great falls?
"let's head over to gucci in the new mercedes daddy got me. it's bitchin!"
(*DIES* You know, I can't even dispute most of this. I didn't go to Langley, which was filled with rich kids with drug problems. I went to Herndon (Filled with upper middle class kids primarily, also with drug problems - it was the 80s.), but the district lines have since been redrawn, and my old home is in the Langley district now. When I was growing up there were still a lot of families who had just lived in Great Falls forever and weren't really exceptionally affluent, despite the fact that it was an affluent town. Most of them have been weeded out now, though. Also, Tysons II didn't open until I was 15, and it wasn't AS high end at that time. Higher end than Tysons I, but originally it was low class enough to have a food court. They've done away with that trash now! The first time I went back after they got rid of the food court I wandered around forever trying to figure out where it was. In my defense, it had been several years since I was there last. Now I only go to Tysons II to eat at Maggiano's or Cheesecake Factory. I can't afford anything there.)
8) Word to describe yourself? Lazy
A movement founded by myself, promoting conservation of energy, in an effort to postpone entropy. Followers are looked upon not as leeches to society, but activists, bailing out the universe from imminent doom with a cry of reason, often drowned out by shrills of "duuurrrr" from every dronish, hard-working idiot in the world.
I'm no fuckin' Republican; I'm lazy.
(Except I am conservative. Not a declared Republican, but definitely one in spirit and philosophy.)
Go to urbandictionary.com and look up your answers to the questions, yada yada yada. (I wonder if there's an urbanedictionary.com.)
1) Your name: Katherine
a) an angel, a princess, your boo, someone special to you, and a perfect person (*snerk* Of course I'm perfect. Me and Nolan, right Carrie?)
you're such katherine
b) Extremely good song by Chicago based alternative rock band Kill Hannah. (Will have to look this song up.)
Daisy wishes her name was Katherine so she could pretend the Kill Hannah song was written about her.
c) a teacher who surfs naked (No comment. >.>)
my teacher is a katherine
2) Nickname: Kate
a) A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.
1. I wish i was Kate.
2. Kate is great.
b) Purely perfect :-
-Gorgeous.
-Hot.
-Lovely.
-Just generally amazing really.
-And has a great bod.
-A great girlfriend etcc.
Mmmm.
WOW ... Thats just pure 'Kate' :o :o :o :D :D :D :D
c) Kate is a synonym for cool.
That movie was hella kate.
(Have I mentioned that I freaking LOVE this game? What a great ego boost!)
3) Single/Married/Divorced: Separated
Separated was not defined and the other choices were offensive or wrong enough that I'm just skipping this one. >.>
4) One of your friends? James
a) A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.
Hey man lets go get a couple James's for lunch
b) Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
c) In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
"Man, check out that James!"
"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"
"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."
(Ego boost for James, too!)
5) What Should You Be Doing? Showering
To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.
After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says "showering"
(Okay, I just meant I need to wash up before work.)
6) Favourite Food/Place to Eat? Tough one... Steak, I suppose.
The greatest food known to man. Best when eaten dripping with blood. (Too true!)
"I will go eat steak now with honor."
7) Home Town? Great Falls
a) the most sickening display of hummers, bmw's, mercedes, escalades, etc. ever contained into one northern virginia town.
Nevertheless, its still better than Mclean.
-Dude, did you see that guys' car?
-Yeah he's from Great Falls.
b) A very wealthy/rich part of Northern Virginia, very close to Washington D.C. (Fairfax County). Many of the people that work with the government or at the White House live in Great Falls. Because Great Falls is a nice, private little town full of trees, many of the houses are gated & privatley surrounded by trees.
The kids in Great Falls go to Langley Highschool, a school known to be full of rich kids according to other kids who go to different highschools in that area.
person 1: Look at all those nice looking cars passing us by, going through that road!
person 2: yeah theyre all going to there mansions, in Great Falls.
c) great falls is the 22066 zip code, the most expensive to live in in virginia and one of the most expensive in the united states. people here shop at tysons II, etc. (gucci, prada, louis vuitton, lacoste, hermes) regularly. not the most friendly people but if you're curt enough you'll fit right in.
lots of weed smoking and drinking but it is well afforded. what else is there to do in great falls?
"let's head over to gucci in the new mercedes daddy got me. it's bitchin!"
(*DIES* You know, I can't even dispute most of this. I didn't go to Langley, which was filled with rich kids with drug problems. I went to Herndon (Filled with upper middle class kids primarily, also with drug problems - it was the 80s.), but the district lines have since been redrawn, and my old home is in the Langley district now. When I was growing up there were still a lot of families who had just lived in Great Falls forever and weren't really exceptionally affluent, despite the fact that it was an affluent town. Most of them have been weeded out now, though. Also, Tysons II didn't open until I was 15, and it wasn't AS high end at that time. Higher end than Tysons I, but originally it was low class enough to have a food court. They've done away with that trash now! The first time I went back after they got rid of the food court I wandered around forever trying to figure out where it was. In my defense, it had been several years since I was there last. Now I only go to Tysons II to eat at Maggiano's or Cheesecake Factory. I can't afford anything there.)
8) Word to describe yourself? Lazy
A movement founded by myself, promoting conservation of energy, in an effort to postpone entropy. Followers are looked upon not as leeches to society, but activists, bailing out the universe from imminent doom with a cry of reason, often drowned out by shrills of "duuurrrr" from every dronish, hard-working idiot in the world.
I'm no fuckin' Republican; I'm lazy.
(Except I am conservative. Not a declared Republican, but definitely one in spirit and philosophy.)
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*nods* Absolutely.
I'm still not telling him, though.