Open letter to my neighbors next door:

While it's lovely that you want the world to know of your love for one another, proper townhouse etiquette dictates that you shut the fucking window before expressing said love in a loud and physical manner. Thank you.

And, because I want to, here are some song lyrics that are amusing me this morning.

Chelley - Do you know the songs they are from?

1) You're twisting my melon, man.
2) Oh how she rocks in keds and tube socks.
3) This bed on fire with passion and love. The neighbors complain about the noises above, but she only comes when she's on top. (In honor of my neighbors.)
4) What I'm succumbing to is making me numb.
5) Flaccid ego in your hands
6) Embryo, UFO, freako psycho horror show
7) I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair
8) Well they're gonna tell you that everything is just dirt
9) Like the Red Sea, the line just parted.
10) Try and use a mirror. No bullet or a knife.

Myn has posted a fun little list that EmpressVesica wrote. Top Ten Awesome Things about D/G Shippers. Check it out here: http://mynuet.livejournal.com/380386.html

From: [identity profile] chelley3.livejournal.com


1. Step On - the Happy Mondays
2. Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
3. Laid - James
4.
5. Peek-a-boo- Siouxsie & the banshees
6. 21st Century Boy - Sigue Sigue Sputnik
7. Bitchin' Camaro - Dead Milkmen
8. Sweet Jane - the Velvet Underground
9.
10. Stand & Deliver - Adam Ant

The other two are driving me nuts because I can hear tunes in my head but can't place them!

From: [identity profile] chelley3.livejournal.com


Fuuuuuuuuck! And now that I see Shar's answer for #4, I officially feel like a moron. :/

From: [identity profile] mugglechump.livejournal.com


Don't feel bad, you got the hard ones. And especially don't feel bad about #9. I'm embarrassed to know it. It's 'Somebody Farted' by Bobby Jimmy and the Critters. Funny song, but not something you want to be caught singing in the office.

*hugs*

From: [identity profile] mugglechump.livejournal.com

Re: I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby...


I am so addicted to that song. It's unnatural.

Her boyfriend's a dick, and he brings a gun to school. And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth. He lives on my block, and he drives an IROC, but he doesn't know who I am. And he doesn't give a damn about me.

Go Wheatus!

From: [identity profile] chelley3.livejournal.com

Re: I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby...


She says: "I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden Baby, come with me Friday - don't say maybe. I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby, like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo..."

From: [identity profile] mugglechump.livejournal.com

Re: I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby...


This afternoon I'm stuck on 'I Hate Everything About You'. (You know, I love the uplifting songs. *snerk*)

Every time we lie awake after every hit we take. Every feeling that I get, but I haven't missed you yet. Every roommate kept awake by every sigh and scream we make. All the feelings that I get, but I haven't missed you yet. Only, when I stop to think about it, I hate everything about you. Why do I love you?

Ah, music.

From: [identity profile] dragonsangel68.livejournal.com


Imagine the fence being down between two properties and your neighbor's large bathroom window (with mottled glass) being visible from your patio (where you incidentally spend a great deal of time). Neighbor man and wife have an exceedingly loud argument the decide to "make up" in the bathtub... together O.o We could not only hear, but we could see blurry images of what was going on *bleaches eyes again*

From: [identity profile] mugglechump.livejournal.com


*shudders* Ugh. Thankfully, I only got treated to the noises. *shudders again*
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