I was reading Greg Gutfeld's column and I had to giggle at this part about atheists.
"Still, you can't go anywhere these days without stepping in an atheist. Atheism is the ultimate conceit: Over-educated blobs of imperfect protoplasm elevating themselves to divine status by saying that they accept their role as the universe's highest life form.
Boiled down: "There is no God, because if there were, I'd be him.""
Apologies to any atheists who might be on my flist, but yeah, that pretty much sums it up.