mugglechump: (Jaded road sign)
( Feb. 20th, 2008 02:20 pm)
Yep. Second spam post of the day.

Do you ever read something random and have a very personal reaction to it? Today I pulled into the parking lot at work and the car in front of me had a license plate that said 'LKYNLUV'. Completely unbidden, my mind supplied, 'Screw you, braggy bitch.'

*cough*

No, I'm not bitter. Why do you ask?.

In other news, I didn't get to work until one o'clock today because this morning I noticed my tire was really low. I don't change tires. I just don't. Make fun if you like, it's still not happening. Becky and I have a long standing tradition of her looking at me with incredulity and saying, "You can't change a tire?" and I respond with, "So what, you can't do your own taxes." It's a priorities thing. And kind of a girl thing. There are boys who can change tires generally within easy distance, I don't need to know how to do it. I don't want to do it. So I don't.

Anyway, this really was not meant to be a rant about my lack of automotive skills. Back on track.

So, I decided that there was enough air in the tire to drive it the mile up the road to the tire shop, since I knew the tires were in pretty bad shape anyway. In the end, I bought two new tires and front brakes, spent ~$350, and watched the last half of a Jimmy Stewart/Audie Murphy movie and the first half of The Searchers while I waited. Gotta love old westerns. An older man who was waiting for his car, too, told me that Jimmy Stewart used to have it included in his contract for westerns that he'd get a certain amount of time to play his accordian during the film. I don't know if that's true or not, but he did play it in this one.

And I don't really want to be at work this afternoon. It's snowing. It's supposed to continue snowing for most of the week, I think. Off and on, of course, but enough that it'll make traffic a bear. Good thing I already have the milk, bread, and eggs at home. Everybody knows you can't get through a snowstorm without french toast fixins. Woohoo! White Death 2008 Part III: Tundra of Terror! (James and I like to make up bad horror film titles for each snowstorm in mocking tribute to the morons who flock to the grocery store like we won't be able to get out of the house for weeks. His favorite is White Death (pick a year) Part (pick a number): Arctic Armageddon, while I prefer Tundra of Terror. Seriously folks, ever heard of a snow plow? And this is Northern Virginia for Pete's sake, not North Dakota! We don't get a lot of snow.)

Also, my lateness to work means I missed out on the Project Control lunch at Famous Dave's. I'm irritated that I missed a free lunch, but beyond that I'm apathetic. I'd really rather be home in bed, or staring at my own computer. Or watching The Notebook, which I rented on [livejournal.com profile] seegrim's recommendation. Stop gasping, I know you've all seen it already.

In Caliga world, I'm excited about the Romy/Terence scene I have to post. Their relationship is unusual, to say the least. Romy's an odd girl. She keeps relationships very compartmentalized. I like her, and other people are starting to, too, which is kind of nice. Now that I have Miles, I really need to figure him out. He's not acting like I think he should. I suppose he'll take awhile to get to know. Susan... Yeah. I'd like to rent her a room in someone else's head for awhile. And one of these days I'll finish my Sam audition and get that turned in.
I'm so frustrated right now. This may be one of those stupid occasions when I actually cry. I've just spent two hours trying to get my Directv installed, only to be thwarted again because the people at MDU and Directv are morons. Since I moved from a regular Directv account to a multi-unit situation, my account type needed to change. It was not set up properly. In the course of figuring this out (and with the help of my installer, who was the only competent person I've dealt with), I've had them attempt to open a new account, run my credit - despite the fact that I've been with Directv for years, decide that I actually do not qualify to have the installation charge for one of the boxes waived because I'm not really a new customer (costing an additional $50 on top of the $40 installation I'd already paid), been passed back and forth between MDU and Directv multiple times, and answered the question 'how can I help you' so many times that I nearly asked if they couldn't read the God damned notes on the accounts. And the culmination of all this bullshit? They had to escalate the situation to an account manager, who will get back to me in 3 to 5 business days. Assholes. So, that's another morning off work without pay. And the prospect of still another one when these fuckers get their heads out of their asses. Does anyone offer me a discount of any kind for my trouble? No, but they're all very sorry.

Do I care this much about TV? I'm starting to reconsider.
mugglechump: (Bridget Jones huh?)
( May. 3rd, 2007 01:19 pm)
From Brit Hume's 'Political Grapevine':

The Gaia Napa Valley Hotel & Spa wants to become California's first certified "green" hotel — meaning it is friendly to the environment. Bloomberg reports the facility is equipped with waterless urinals, solar lighting and recycled paper.

It also is doing away with one staple of hotel rooms all across the world — the Gideon Bible. It seems that the effort to be green has led the hotel to move the Bible out of the nightstand drawer — replacing it on the bureau will be a copy of Al Gore's global warming book — "An Inconvenient Truth."



Ok, I've got no problem with a hotel ending the practice of storing Bibles in each room. That's always seemed a bit silly to me anyway. Folks who really want to read the Bible every night will probably be carrying one with them. And the 'green' hotel could probably have gotten some good press if they said they were not stocking the Bibles so that they would not contribute to needless deforestation or something like that. To replace a religious text with a book by AL GORE, though? That's just silly. As though anything Al "I'm a tree" Gore has to say is remotely on par with the word of God. I'm not just irritated because it's my religion, either. I'd think this was just as dumb if it involved the Torah or the Quran or whatever other holy scriptures there are in the world.

Welcome to the cult religion of environmentalism.
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( Jan. 21st, 2007 12:54 pm)
It's snowing!!!

Yay snow.  For now, anyway.  Later, when I have to drive forty minutes to pick Meredith up, I will probably not be as joyous.

James just called me from the store.  Predictably, we are actually out of milk at the exact time the hordes have descended onto the grocery store.  Seriously folks, we live in VIRGINIA.  The worst blizzard I can recall only had me stuck at home for three days.  You will not starve in your home from a projected accumulation of less than one inch!

People are morons.

And I just felt like being colorful.


1. The virginal brides file past his tomb, strewn with time's dead flowers   Bela Lugosi's Dead - Bauhaus

2. When I dream, I'm doing you all night, scratches all down my back to keep me right    Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry

3. Right now he's probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo   Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood

4. You were the first, you'll be the last   The Flame - Cheap Trick

5. And Jesus ain't the latest thing to come across the wire     So Help Me God - dc Talk

6. And nobody believes in this new religion, yeah nobody believes 'cause nobody sees, nobody sees     Images of Heaven - Peter Godley

7. _____ don't get everything it's true, what it don't get I can't use   Money - The Flying Lizards

8. Did I see you in a limousine, flinging out the fish and the unleavened      The Fallen - Franz Ferdinand

9. Lately I've been on the road more than I've been home, all this leavin' her alone is killin' me   Right Where I Need To Be - Gary Allan

10. Hey good lady, he's got God on his side, he's got a double tongue, you never think he would lie       Step On - Happy Mondays

11. Outcasts and girls with ambition, that's what I want to see     Stupid Girls - Pink

12. When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress  Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! at the Disco  (Do they give anything a short title?)

13. I'll give you a four-leaf clover, take all the worry out of your mind      Let My Love Open the Door - Pete Townsend

14. Big business is very wise, I'm crossing over into free enterprise     This Is Not A Love Song - Public Image Ltd.

15. They got their surfboards, and they're going to the discotheque au go go     Sheena is a Punk Rocker - The Ramones

16. They're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers      Cool Kids - Screeching Weasel

17. It's not my fault I don't have those toys      Boy - Book of Love

18. And the girl in the corner is everybody's mourner, she could kill you with a wink of her eye       Ballroom Blitz - Sweet

19. Choking chicks and sodomy, the kinda shit you get on your TV      Violent Pornography - System of a Down

20. I wanna know, wanna know what you were thinkin', I can't imagine why it didn't even sink in      Gone - tobymac

21. I've seen your eyes as they fix on me, full of confusion, your snarl is just so condescending       Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But... - Arctic Monkeys

22. So what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking       Stand & Deliver - Adam & the Ants

23. I'll down a 40 dog in a single gulp, and if you got a beef you'll get beat to a pulp     Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys

24. Surrounded by strangers I thought were my friends, I found myself further and further from my home      Against the Wind - Bob Seger

25. They know how to break all the girls like you, and they rob the souls of the girls like you      Awful - Hole

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